It’s All Samuel L Jackson’s Fault!

Kids with peanut allergies, drug addictions, dirty mouths, hoop dreams when they can’t play the sport, and insomnia… All these issues and more can be blamed on Samuel L. Jackson. Yes, it is all Mr. Jackson’s fault that his movies have caused children to develop major – even life-threatening – problems.

But Jackson does have a workable solution: If his face is on the poster, maybe kids shouldn’t watch the movie.