Eddie Murphy, listen up: Three-time Oscar host and funny guy Steve Martin has some Oscar-hosting advise you should pay attention to.
Martin put together a completely unsolicited list of the do’s and don’ts of handling Hollywood’s biggest night of the year for Murphy, the highlights of which include:
-“Start slimming down now. You looked kinda paunchy in Norbit.”
-“Remember to relax and have a good time while 12,000 livebloggers rip you to shreds.”
-“If you feel the show is running long, you’re probably thinking of 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, or any of the shows in the ’90s.”
-“If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.”
Check out the full letter to Eddie Murphy on Steve Martin’s official website: www.stevemartin.com