New Piranha 3DD Red Band Trailer

The latest trailer for Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD is age-restricted (17 and above) for a very good reason: boobs, and lots of them. The new trailer shows the piranhas attacking innocent large-breasted bikini-wearing women while the Hoff proclaims he isn’t now nor ever was a lifeguard. In addition to David Hasselhoff, Piranha 3DD stars Katrina Bowden, Gary Busey, Danielle Panabaker, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Matt Bush, Paul Scheer, Adrian Martinez, and Meagan Tandy and is set to be unleashed in theaters on June 1, 2012.

Watch the new trailer (if you’re over 17):

The Plot:

A year after the attack on Lake Victoria by prehistoric piranhas, the creatures begin traveling through the town’s plumbing, gaining access to swimming pools and the newly-opened waterpark “Big Wet”.