If you catch yourself singing this song, you better be either by yourself or in adult company. Featured in the first trailer for what looks to be one of the best comedies of 2012, the “Thunder Song” from Ted is a nifty little R-rated tune. The lyrics are included at the end of this post, but here’s more info on the film first:
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.
The red band, definitely not for suitable for work trailer:
And the words to the “Thunder Song:”
“When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared.
Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words:
F*-k you thunder, you can suck my d*-k.
You can’t get me thunder, cause you’re just God’s farts.”