Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Peyton Manning, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Chris Rock, Jim Carrey, Jerry Seinfeld, Steve Martin, Barbara Walters, and Alec Baldwin had the honor of delivering the Top 10 list on the final episode of the Late Show with David Letterman airing on May 20, 2015. The topic for the Top 10 list was Top Ten Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave, and Louis-Dreyfus got one of the biggest laughs by thanking Letterman for letting her be part of yet another hugely disappointing finale. Seinfeld’s reaction to Louis-Dreyfus’ comment that was perfect.
Here’s what each of Dave’s famous friends said during the top 10 reading:
10. Alec Baldwin: “Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home.”
9. Barbara Walters: “Did you know you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?”
8. Steve Martin: “Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake.”
7. Jerry Seinfeld: “I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something – – I’ll be fine.”
6. Jim Carrey: “Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.”
5. Chris Rock: “I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy.”
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.”
3. Peyton Manning: “You are to comedy what I am to comedy.”
2. Tina Fey: “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.”
1. Bill Murray: “I’ll never have the money I owe you.”
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