In an interview with Jimmy Fallon, Lance Armstrong’s bike tells Jimmy it feels betrayed that it had a cheating butt on it and that it suspected something was fishy when Lance pedaled him really, really fast. And even though it’s an almost too easy target, Jimmy Fallon also shows off the new song he’s written in honor of Armstrong’s confession: “You’re A Crazy Bitch (But You Ain’t Fat).”
Update: Unfortunately, Fallon’s Lance Armstrong clips are no longer available online.
