Mark, Paul, Alma and Donnie Wahlberg star in A&E's original series 'Wahlburgers.' (Photo by Zach Dilgard/Copyright 2012)
There’s a marathon to be run, an annual family reunion to plan, and secret recipes to figure out during the one-hour summer Wahlburgers special on A&E. The special will air on Sunday, June 29, 2014 at 10pm ET/PT and will feature all of the members of the Wahlberg family including Mark, Jim, Donnie, Paul, and Alma, as well as some of Donnie’s New Kids on the Block band mates.
The series is executive produced by Mark Wahlberg, Donnie Wahlberg, and Stephen Levinson along with Rasha Drachkovitch, Lily Neumeyer and Devon Graham.
The Wahlburgers Summer Special Plot:
It’s summertime in Boston and the Wahlbergs are kicking off the season with their annual family reunion. This year there is a lot to celebrate at the reunion. It’s also Patriots’ Day and Jim Wahlberg, brother of Mark, Donnie and Paul, is in town to run the Boston Marathon. The whole family is eager to rally around and show their support for Jim as well as a couple of Donnie’s New Kids On The Block band members who are running the race this year. To honor the occasion, Alma wants to have a personal medal made for Jim but complications arise when she tries to have the medal delivered in time for the race.
Paul plans to help out preparing food for the big reunion after the race but first he must learn the secret recipe for Uncle Archie’s meatballs, a recipe that Uncle Archie is quite protective of and is not so eager to give out.
Meanwhile, Mark offers to set up his hometown entourage, Johnny “Drama” Alves and Henry “Nacho” Laun, with an acting job, which turns out to be very different than what they had in mind.
The 2004 independent comedy movie Napoleon Dynamite continues to be quoted more than a decade after its release in theaters. Why? Because the film starring Jon Heder as Napoleon, Aaron Ruell as Kip, Efren Ramirez as Pedro, and Jon Gries as Uncle Rico, Tina Majorino as Deb, Diedrich Bader as Rex, and Sandy Martin as Grandma had some seriously funny lines. We’ve selected some of the best for this collection of Napoleon Dynamite movie quotes:
Kid on the Bus – What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite – Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!
Don – Hey Napoleon, what did you do all last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite – I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
Don – Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite – Yes, like 50 of ‘em! They kept trying to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don – What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite – A freakin’ 12 gauge! What do you think?!
Kip – Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite – Is grandma there?
Kip – No. She’s getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite – Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Kip – What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite – Could you just go get her for me?
Kip – I’m really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite – Well, just tell her to come get me.
Kip – Why?
Napoleon Dynamite – Cuz I don’t feel good.
Kip – Well have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite – No, she doesn’t know anything.
Napoleon Dynamite – Will you just come get me?
Kip – No.
Napoleon Dynamite – Well, will you do me a favor then?
Kip – What?
Napoleon Dynamite – Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip – No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite – But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip – Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like 5 or 6 in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite – I’m not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip – See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite – Ugh! Idiot!
Napoleon Dynamite – What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro – It’s a Sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite – Dang! You got shocks, pegs – lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Grandma – How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite – The worst day of my life, what do you think?!
Napoleon Dynamite – What’s there to eat?
Grandma – Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Napoleon Dynamite – Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip.
Kip – Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite – Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Deb – I’m trying to earn money for college.
Kip – [Yelling in the background] Your mom goes to college!
Napoleon Dynamite – Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
Uncle Rico – Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip – Are you serious?
Uncle Rico – I’m dead serious.
Uncle Rico – How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Well, if coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things had been different. I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.
Deb – What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite – A liger.
Deb – What’s a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite – It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed…bred for its skills in magic.
Napoleon Dynamite – Well, nobody’s going to go out with me!
Pedro – Have you asked anybody yet?
Napoleon Dynamite – No, but who would? I don’t even have any good skills.
Pedro – What do you mean?
Napoleon Dynamite – You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Uncle Rico – Napoleon, it looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina?
Napoleon – Why don’t you go eat a decroded piece of crap!
Napoleon Dynamite – Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer – Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite – Large talons?
Farmer – I don’t understand a word you just said.
Napoleon Dynamite – I like your sleeves. They’re real big.
Napoleon Dynamite – Pedro offers you his protection.
Napoleon Dynamite – Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico – She didn’t tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite – Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all of our steak.
Uncle Rico – I’m not goin’ anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite – Get off my property!
Uncle Rico – It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite – Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico – Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite – Maybe I will, GOSH!
Pedro – If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.
Napoleon Dynamite – I caught you a delicious bass.
Kip’s Wedding Song – Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever. We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.
Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. Why do you need me? Why do you love me?
Young actor Emjay Anthony has signed on to the cast of The Divergent Series: Insurgent, according to Lionsgate Films. Anthony will be playing ‘Hector’ in the second film of the series based on the bestselling young adult book series by Veronica Roth.
Filming is currently underway in Atlanta, with Lionsgate and Summit Entertainment aiming for a March 20, 2015 release date.
Returning Divergent cast members include Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Kate Winslet, Jai Courtney, Ray Stevenson, Zoë Kravitz, Miles Teller, Ansel Elgort, Maggie Q and Mekhi Phifer. Joining the series for the second film are Naomi Watts, Octavia Spencer, Daniel Dae Kim, Rosa Salazar, Keiynan Lonsdale, Suki Waterhouse, and Jonny Weston.
The Plot:
The Divergent Series: Insurgent raises the stakes for Tris as she searches for allies and answers in the dystopian ruins of a futuristic Chicago. Tris (Woodley) and Four (James) are now fugitives on the run, hunted by Jeanine (Winslet), the leader of the power-hungry Erudite elite. Racing against time, they must find out what Tris’s family sacrificed their lives to protect, and why the Erudite leaders will do anything to stop them.
Haunted by her past choices but desperate to protect the ones she loves, Tris, with Four at her side, faces one impossible challenge after another as they unlock the truth about the past and ultimately the future of their world.
Natasha Bedingfield, Adam Blackstone, Kurt Hugo Schneider, and Robert Schwartzman have been confirmed as celebrity judges on VH1’s Make a Band Famous. The live-stream competition will be hosted by The All-American Rejects’ Tyson Ritter and will take place over a 24-hour period beginning today at 8pm ET/5pm PT at MakeABandFamous.VH1.com.
The mentors will be Gym Class Heroes’ Travie McCoy, Chris Daughtry, and singer/songwriter Bonnie McKee.
Details on the Competition:
On May 1, VH1 and Republic Records invited unsigned music acts to upload a 15-second clip of one of their original, unpublished songs to Instagram with the hashtag #MABF. Fans then had the chance to cast their votes via social media and push their favorite acts closer to Brooklyn and after an overwhelming number of submissions, the final field has been narrowed down to 24 bands, whose performance submissions can be viewed at MakeABandFamous.VH1.com.
The last band standing will play a live showcase at Brooklyn’s Northside Festival, receive the support of an extended multi-platform “VH1 You Oughta Know” program and sign with Republic Records.
Make a Band Famous also offers a unique viewing experience to its audience, where viewers will be exposed to an uncensored, uncut livestream from multiple cameras that will stream simultaneously. The viewer will have access to performances, interviews, the green room, the judges’ opinions and the groups’ anxiety as they compete for their big break. In addition to the livestream, “Make A Band Famous” will be heavily pumped out throughout the day on VH1’s television lineup and its social platforms.
Season one of Power just debuted on June 7, 2014 and already Starz has given the show an order for a second season. Created by Courtney Kemp Agboh and executive produced by Kemp Agboh, Curtis 50 Cent Jackson, Mark Canton, David Knoller, and Randall Emmett, Power‘s first season starring Omari Hardwick will have an eight-episode run while season two has been bumped to 10 episodes.
According to the network, season two will shoot in New York this fall.
“I am so grateful to Chris Albrecht, Carmi Zlotnik, and everyone at Starz for their support of Power. I am thrilled and excited to have the opportunity to create a season two that we plan to be bigger and better than the first,” said Kemp Agboh.
“Power is a project extremely close to my heart, and working with Chris Albrecht, Carmi Zlotnik, and the Starz team has been the perfect fit for this. Viewers may be loving the start of season one now, but season two will blow them away,” added Jackson.
In addition to Hardwick, the Power cast includes Lela Loren, Naturi Naughton, Joseph Sikora, Andy Bean, Sinqua Walls, Adam Huss, Greg Serano, Lucy Walters, Kathrine Narducci and Luis Antonio Ramos.
The Plot:
Power tells the story of wealthy New York City nightclub owner, James “Ghost” St. Patrick, who caters to the city’s elite. He wants to build an empire, turn the club into a Fortune 500 business, but there’s just one problem: he is living a double life. When he is not in the club, he is the kingpin of the most lucrative drug network in New York for a very high-level clientele. His marriage, family and business all become unknowingly threatened as he is tempted to leave his criminal life behind and become the rags-to-riches businessman he wants to be most of all.
Season one of The CW’s action-packed thriller The 100 comes to a close tonight with “We Are Grounders Part II” directed by Dean White from a script by Jason Rothenberg. The episode starring Eliza Taylor, Bob Morley, Lindsey Morgan, Marie Avgeropoulos, and Thomas McDonell will air on June 11, 2014 at 9pm ET/PT.
The Plot:
THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT – Clarke (Taylor) pleads with Bellamy (Morley) to do the right thing as conflict on the ground comes to a head. Bellamy forces Octavia (Avgeropoulos) to make a difficult decision. Raven (Morgan) and Jasper (Devon Bostick) work against time and Finn (McDonell) makes a bold move. Meanwhile, the situation on The Ark comes to a stunning conclusion. Paige Turco, Isaiah Washington, Henry Ian Cusick and Chris Larkin also star.
Shiloh Fernandez and Shailene Woodley in 'White Bird in a Blizzard'
Shailene Woodley’s got the #1 movie at the box office right now with the critically acclaimed The Fault in Our Stars, she’s busy working on the next Divergent film, and she has White Bird in a Blizzard heading to theaters later this year. It’s definitely a busy 2014 for the young actress who thus far hasn’t made a misstep in choosing film roles. Hopefully, that will hold true for her upcoming film and this clip from White Bird in a Blizzard shows a little of what audiences can expect from the upcoming dramatic film based on Laura Kasischke’s book.
Adapted for the screen and directed by Gregg Araki, White Bird in a Blizzard also stars Eva Green, Christopher Meloni, Shiloh Fernandez, Gabourey Sidibe, Thomas Jane, Dale Dickey, Mark Indelicato, Sheryl Lee and Angela Bassett. Magnolia Pictures will release the film via OnDemand on September 25, 2014 followed by a theatrical release on October 24, 2014.
The Plot:
Kat Connors is 17 years old when her perfect homemaker mother, Eve, a beautiful, enigmatic, and haunted woman, disappears – just as Kat is discovering and relishing her newfound sexuality. Having lived for so long in a stifled, emotionally repressed household, she barely registers her mother’s absence and certainly doesn’t blame her doormat of a father, Brock, for the loss. In fact, it’s almost a relief. But as time passes, Kat begins to come to grips with how deeply Eve’s disappearance has affected her. Returning home on a break from college, she finds herself confronted with the truth about her mother’s departure, and her own denial about the events surrounding it…
The first official trailer for the animated comedy movie The Penguins of Madagascar has arrived! No one can resist the goofball penguins, and this first look at the DreamWorks Animation film shows they have a huge job on their hands: to save the world from an evil villain. Directed by Simon Smith and Eric Darnell, The Penguins of Madagascar‘s voice cast includes Tom McGrath, Chris Miller, Chris Knights, John Malkovich, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ken Jeong, Annett Mahendru, and Peter Stormare.
The Penguins of Madagascar will open in theaters in 3D on November 26, 2014.
The Plot:
Discover the secrets of the most entertaining and mysterious birds in the global espionage game: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private now must join forces with the chic spy organization, the North Wind, led by Agent Classified (we could tell you his name, but then … you know), voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch to stop the villainous Dr. Octavius Brine, voiced by John Malkovich, from taking over the world.
It’s not all about the Barry Allen character (played by Grant Gustin) in The CW’s The Flash and this new behind-the-scenes video explores the world of the supporting characters. Tom Cavanagh, who plays Dr. Harrison Wells, explains a little about the people who support The Flash as part of the S.T.A.R. Laboratories team.
The cast also includes Candice Patton, Rick Cosnett, Danielle Panabaker, Carlos Valdes, and Jesse L. Martin.
The Plot:
Barry Allen was just 11 years old when his mother was killed in a bizarre and terrifying incident and his father was falsely convicted of the murder. With his life changed forever by the tragedy, Barry was taken in and raised by Detective Joe West, the father of Barry’s best friend, Iris. Now, Barry has become a brilliant, driven and endearingly geeky CSI investigator, whose determination to uncover the truth about his mother’s strange death leads him to follow up on every unexplained urban legend and scientific advancement that comes along.
Barry’s latest obsession is a cutting edge particle accelerator, created by visionary physicist Harrison Wells and his S.T.A.R. Labs team, who claim that this invention will bring about unimaginable advancements in power and medicine. However, something goes horribly wrong during the public unveiling, and when the devastating explosion causes a freak storm, many lives are lost, and Barry is struck by lightning.
After nine months in a coma, Barry awakens to find his life has changed once again – the accident has given him the power of super speed, granting him the ability to move through Central City like an unseen guardian angel. Though initially excited by his newfound powers, Barry is shocked to discover he is not the only “meta-human” who was created in the wake of the accelerator explosion – and not everyone is using their new powers for good.
In the months since the accident, the city has seen a sharp increase in missing people, unexplained deaths, and other strange phenomena. Barry now has a renewed purpose – using his gift of speed to protect the innocent while never giving up on his quest to solve his mother’s murder and clear his father’s name. For now, only a few close friends and associates know that Barry is literally the fastest man alive, but it won’t be long before the world learns what Barry Allen has become…The Flash.
The new Doctor, Peter Capaldi, will be hitting the road for a promotional tour in advance of the upcoming season of BBC One’s Doctor Who. Capaldi will be joined on various stops on the tour by Jenna Coleman and executive producer Steven Moffat, with the world tour kicking off in Cardiff, Wales on August 7, 2014. The final stop will be in Brazil on August 19th. Spread out over 12 days, the Doctor Who tour will stop in five continents and visit seven cities.
In addition to Cardiff, stops are set to include London, Seoul, Sydney, New York, Mexico City, and Rio de Janeiro.
“It’s fantastic that so many people across the world love Doctor Who. After eight months solid filming deep in the world of monsters, Jenna and I are thrilled to be heading for the Planet of Fans,” said Capaldi.
“I’ve always thought we’d all be a lot safer if the Doctor conquered the world, instead of the Daleks,” added Moffat. “Now with Jenna and Peter leading the charge, it looks like it’s going to happen. I’ll be bringing up the rear to handle the exposition scenes, and maybe carry some bags.”
The new season is currently shooting and will debut on BBC One in August.
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