Josh Brolin and director Spike Lee provide a look behind the scenes of Oldboy, the 2013 remake of the 2003 Korean film coming to theaters on November 27, 2013. Written by Mark Protosevich, the cast also includes Elizabeth Olsen and Sharlto Copley.
The Plot:
Oldboy is a provocative, visceral thriller that follows the story of Joe Doucette, a man who is abruptly kidnapped and held hostage for 20 years in solitary confinement for no apparent reason. When he is suddenly released without explanation, he begins an obsessive mission to find out who imprisoned him, only to discover that the real mystery is why he was set free.
Jimmy Kimmel is the latest target of Kanye West’s anger after spoofing an interview West did with the BBC by using kids in place of West and the interviewer. It was a funny bit, but West isn’t laughing. In fact, he’s demanding a public apology – which he isn’t going to get – and attacking Kimmel on Twitter. The mostly one-sided battle is great for Kimmel who showed off West’s angry tweets during the September 26, 2013 episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Kimmel told his audience that West called him and said he had two choices: apologize or… “That was really the only choice. The other choice he gave was that my life … ‘your life is going to be much better if you apologize,’ and then he started tweeting today,” said Kimmel.
Kimmel then read off a bunch of Kanye’s tweets:
JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS – @kanyewest
JIMMY KIMMEL, I DON’T TAKE IT AS A JOKE…. YOU DON’T HAVE SCUM BAGS HOPPING OVER FENCES TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DAUGHTER – @kanyewest
JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD P***Y IN YOUR LIFE… – @kanyewest
YOU CAN’T PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES. YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY… IS THAT FUNNY?… OR IF I HAD A KID SAY IT WOULD IT BE FUNNY??? – @kanyewest
SHOULD I DO A SPOOF ABOUT YOUR FACE OR YOU F**KING BEN AFFLECK…#NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL!!!! – @kanyewest
I LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW ME, I WENT TO YOUR FAMILY’S WEDDING – @kanyewest
WHO YOU MADE IT CLEAR TO ME WASN’T YOUR FAMILY WHEN I WAS ON THEN PHONE WITH YOU 5 MINUTES AGO, YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA M**HERF**KER. – @kanyewest
SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!! – @kanyewest
The first Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs took me by surprise. Its trailer looked rather generic, and I went into it with very few expectations only to find that it’s actually one of my favorite animated movies in the last five years. Now the sequel has been unleashed, appropriately titled Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 and sans subtitle so just saying it doesn’t require a second breath.
Picking up right where the first film ended, our intrepid inventor, Flint Lockwood (voiced by Bill Hader) has been given the opportunity to work for the Live Corporation. Think Apple and Google all rolled into one. He’s eventually tasked with helping to stop the device that created the food storms from the previous tale, only now that device is cranking out sentient food that may threaten to overrun the world’s historical landmarks if not kept in check (if you’ve seen the first movie, you get that joke).
In any case, Flint doesn’t go off on his own. His friends and father tag along, with most of the cast of characters returning for more crazy food antics (it’s sad Mr. T didn’t reprise his role but Terry Crews did a good job of filling in). As expected, there’s much quirkiness and randomness that goes on, all leading to the inevitable happy ending one can expect with any kids film. P.S. If you consider that a spoiler, stick to Nick at Nite re-runs (do they still do that? I am not young anymore).
While there was a change in directors for the franchise, they managed to make it all feel like an extension of the original, and this is a worthy sequel that is probably my second favorite animated movie of the year (The Croods still holds top honors to this point). If you’ve got kids, this will keep them entertained with its bright colors and wacky food animals. It will also keep you entertained with plenty of humor aimed above the heads of the wee ones you brought in tow.
When it comes to the obligatory 3D, you can take it or leave it. None of it was obtrusive and I was pleased that the vibrant colors on display still came through, even when wearing tinted (and presumably sanitized) lenses. However, there aren’t enough moments that take advantage of the technology so you really won’t be missing anything should you decide to use that extra money you saved on tickets for gummy bears.
Bottom line is that Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 will likely join its predecessor on my Blu-ray shelf and hopefully, this release will put an end to whatever money is still flowing towards Monsters University. Of all the bad movies this year (and there are many), the sheer gigantitude of the box office for that truly terrible misstep by the good folks at Pixar still has me fuming. Movies cost too much these days to just throw money away. Don’t forget people, you can get air conditioning in malls too … and admission to those is free.
GRADE: B-
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 is rated PG for mild rude humor.
If there’s one actor right now that is an automatic draw for me as a critic, and as a moviegoer, it’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt. In some ways, I feel a kinship to his remarkable career because it’s been throughout the eight-year span of my own film criticism that he’s just been churning out some of the best stuff around. For a heap of metaphorical ego-stroking, you can check out my reviews for films like Mysterious Skin, The Lookout, (500) Days of Summer, 50/50, and Looper (to name a few); all of which I would put on a top 100 list of the past decade without a second thought.
So once I heard JGL was making Don Jon, his first feature-length film, and wearing nearly every hat (writing, directing, starring, producing, etc., etc.), my inner child felt a Christmas morning-like giddiness. However, this review may not be stacked with the kind of praise I normally mete out when referencing the work of JGL, and it may ramble, but bear with me.
First off, the story is about a young man from Jersey. Jon’s got most of the traits one has come to associate with the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore: an obsession with physical perfection, hair full of product, belief that a night out at the club is merely fishing for ladies (whose beauty must meet his expectation), a cliché Italian family complete with a loudmouth father and a mom playing the martyr just waiting for one of her kids to bear her grandchildren. He isn’t too heavy on the T and L of GTL (Gym – Tan – Laundry) but makes up for it with the love of his car.
He meets a dime (that’s a 10 for those of you skewing more towards the Bo Derek era) played by Scarlett Johansson. She’s resistant at first but the type of woman who will allow her man to feel in control as long as she’s truly the one pulling the strings. Jon falls for the trap but probably could have lived with it all if it weren’t for her disdain for the one element of his life that he holds in regard above almost anything else: his love of pornography.
This is where it gets hard for me to understand who the audience for the movie truly is. For the most part, this is a broad comedy, full of stereotypes and an almost sitcom air to the comedy (though far, far raunchier). However, there’s always the undercurrent of this obsession with porn that simply feels a bit out of place, first played for laughs but later becoming something much more significant and intense.
Somewhere in the middle of the movie, we meet Esther (Julianne Moore), a woman with instantly apparent issues, and an unlikely relationship forms between her and Jon. This shifts the movie into an entirely new arena and judging by the reaction of the largely college-age screening audience, I don’t think the demographic that the film is marketing itself toward is really going to get it. (They laughed at the funny bits and the dramatic ones too, seemingly without the ability to recognize the difference.)
Yes, there are plenty of comedic moments but to call this a comedy is to miss the point entirely. Gordon-Levitt has gone out on a limb here in crafting a film about porn addiction and serving it to the mainstream. This is the stuff of art house theaters, and I mean that with all due respect. The performances all-around are quite good, with Tony Danza and Glenne Headly stealing nearly every scene they’re in, but it’s Moore that steals the show in the end. It’s not surprising to see her deliver the kind of presence she does, but there were plenty of opportunities for this character to be portrayed badly, and so I credit her and JGL for avoiding those particular pitfalls.
Still, I have to assign some blame to JGL for the project as a whole. Overall, I liked the movie, but it’s just such a shame that a rather bold theme is undercut so viciously by the gross caricatures that inhabit the majority of the movie. Even Brie Larson (who absolutely kills it in Short Term 12 – that’s what everyone should be seeing FYI) is relegated to the role of silent sister … well mostly silent, she turns into Silent Bob uttering only one poetic and show-stopping bit of dialogue towards the end. This wasn’t surprising but having been a fan of Kevin Smith films from the get-go, it again felt a bit too simple for what could have been a very different movie.
And perhaps, that’s where I’ll let the rambling come to an end. I’ve distilled my problems with JGL’s effort thusly: Don Jon is not one, but two movies. There’s the comedy about Jersey Italians. And then there’s the independent drama about a young man with a porn addiction who finds solace in an older woman with plenty of emotional baggage to bring to their shared table. Putting them together, you end up sacrificing the success of each idea. I still give JGL credit for all that he’s done here and will be first in line for whatever his next project may be. This, however, just seemed to lack the decisiveness to determine what the film was going to be, and as an audience member, I felt stuck in the middle.
GRADE: C+
Don Jon opens in theaters on September 27, 2013 and is rated R for strong graphic sexual material and dialogue throughout, nudity, language and some drug use.
Walt Disney Studios has revealed this first look at Meryl Streep from the 2014 movie Into the Woods. Here’s the scoop on the photo and the film:
“Meryl Streep ventures Into the Woods as the Witch who wishes to reverse a curse so that her beauty may be restored. The humorous and heartfelt musical, a modern twist on the beloved Brothers Grimm fairy tales, explores the consequences of the quests of Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, and Rapunzel — all tied together by an original story involving a baker and his wife, and the witch who cast a spell on them. In theaters Dec. 25, 2014.”
Season four will debut on September 29, 2013 at 8:30pm, but Fox isn’t wasting any time in moving forward to renew Bob’s Burgers. The animated comedy will definitely be sticking around for a fifth season, as just announced by Fox Chairman of Entertainment Kevin Reilly.
“Bob’s Burgers is one of those rare finds that just continues to outdo itself, creatively,” stated Reilly. “The show has become a key member of our Sunday ANIMATION DOMINATION family, and we’re looking forward to attracting new fans with another season.”
The decision to go ahead and order up another helping of Bob’s Burgers shouldn’t have been a difficult one for Fox as the series gained in viewers last year and was ranked in the top 10 among men between 18-49 as well as male teens. It also recently earned its second Emmy nomination.
The Plot: Bob’s Burgers follows the ups and downs of Bob (H. Jon Benjamin), who runs Bob’s Burgers with the help of his wife, Linda (John Roberts), and their three kids, Tina (Dan Mintz), Gene (Eugene Mirman) and Louise (Kristen Schaal). Bob has big ideas about burgers, but his family falls short on service. Despite the greasy counters and lousy location, Bob and his family are determined to make every “Grand Re-Re-Re-opening” a success.
Are turkeys so dumb they’d drown in a rain storm? That’s what I was told when I was a kid, but I’ve never had any real encounters with turkeys to find out if that’s true. Why are we talking about the intelligence of turkeys? Because Relativity Media and Reel FX Animation Studios have put out the second theatrical trailer for Free Birds and it kicks off talking about how dumb the birds are.
Directed by Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who!), Free Birds has a voice cast that includes Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, and Amy Poehler. Free Birds will be flying into theaters on November 1, 2013.
The Plot:
In this hilarious, adventurous buddy comedy for audiences of all ages, two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history – and get turkey off the Thanksgiving menu for good.
We have not one but two new videos to show off of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston in Thor: The Dark World. First up, the ‘Pedigree’ featurette focuses on the relationship between Thor and Loki as explained by Hemsworth and Hiddleston. Next, Marvel’s showing off a new short TV spot/trailer for the film which is heading to theaters on November 8, 2013.
The Plot:
Marvel’s Thor: The Dark World continues the big-screen adventures of Thor, the Mighty Avenger, as he battles to save Earth and all the Nine Realms from a shadowy enemy that predates the universe itself. In the aftermath of Marvel’s Thor and Marvel’s The Avengers, Thor fights to restore order across the cosmos…but an ancient race led by the vengeful Malekith returns to plunge the universe back into darkness. Faced with an enemy that even Odin and Asgard cannot withstand, Thor must embark on his most perilous and personal journey yet, one that will reunite him with Jane Foster and force him to sacrifice everything to save us all.
Steve Buscemi stars in 'Boardwalk Empire' (Photo: Macall B. Polay/HBO)Season four of Boardwalk Empire – thus far – is a red-hot mess, however HBO still has faith in the critically acclaimed drama. The network confirmed today Boardwalk Empire, which just earned five Emmys at the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards, will be back for a fifth season.
Making the announcement, HBO Programming President Michael Lombardo stated: “Thanks to Terry Winter, Martin Scorsese, Tim Van Patten, Howard Korder and their stellar team, Boardwalk Empire remains in a class by itself. I look forward to another electrifying season of this impeccably crafted series.”
The series was created by The Sopranos writer Terence Winter and Oscar winner Martin Scorsese. Season four kicked off on September 8, 2013 starring Steve Buscemi, Michael Shannon, Stephen Graham, Jack Huston, Jeffrey Wright, and Ron Livingston, and is averaging 7.5 million viewers.
Fall weather’s arrived – at least in my neck of the woods – so it’s time to start thinking about rain and snow and all sorts of wintery goodness. And Walt Disney Animation Studios is getting into the spirit of the season with a new trailer for their 3D animated comedy adventure Frozen. Directed by Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee and featuring the voices of Kristen Bell, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad, and Idina Menzel, Frozen will arrive in theaters on November 27, 2013.
The Plot:
In Frozen, fearless optimist Anna (Bell) teams up with rugged mountain man Kristoff (Groff) and his loyal reindeer Sven in an epic journey, encountering Everest-like conditions, mystical trolls and a hilarious snowman named Olaf (Gad)in a race to find Anna’s sister Elsa (Menzel), whose icy powers have trapped the kingdom of Arendelle in eternal winter.