Check out some of the funniest/most memorable lines from the first Anchorman:
Ron Burgundy: [to dog] “You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.”
Ron Burgundy: “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.”
Frank Vitchard (played by Luke Wilson): “I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.”
Brian Fantana: “No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.” Ron Burgundy: “It’s quite pungent.”
Brian Fantana: “Oh yeah.”
Ron Burgundy: “It’s a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way.”
Brian Fantana: “Yep.”
Ron Burgundy: “Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.”
Brian Fantana: “They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72% sure that I love you.”
Ron Burgundy: “I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.”
Ron Burgundy: “You are a smelly pirate hooker.”
Veronica Corningstone: “You look like a blueberry.”
Ron Burgundy: “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica] “You’ve got a dirty whorish mouth.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Take me to Pleasure Town.”
Ron Burgundy: “Oh, we’re going there.”
Veronica Corningstone: “My God, what is that smell? Oh.”
Brian Fantana: “That’s the smell of desire, my lady.”
Veronica Corningstone: “God no, it smells like, like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Oh, excuse me.”
Brian Fantana: “You know, desire smells like that to some people.”
News Station Employee: “What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.”
News Station Employee: “Smells like Bigfoot’s d*ck.”
Ron Burgundy: “You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken (played by Fred Willard): “Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?”
Brian Fantana: “Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don’t belong in the newsroom.
Champ Kind: It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.”
Ron Burgundy: “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot right to the babymaker.”
Ron Burgundy: “Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: “It jumped up a notch.”
Ron Burgundy: “It did, didn’t it?”
Brick Tamland: “Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.”
Ron Burgundy: “I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?”
Brick Tamland: “Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”
Ron Burgundy: “Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.”
Brick Tamland: “I love carpet. I love desk.”
Ron Burgundy: “Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?”
Brick Tamland: “I love lamp.”
Ron Burgundy: “Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?”
Brick Tamland: “I love lamp. I love lamp.”