Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Alexander Grayson and Victoria Smurfit as Lady Jayne Wetherby in 'Dracula' (Photo by: Jonathon Hession/NBC)
NBC’s decided against a second season of the dramatic series Dracula starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Could this mean vampire shows and movies have in fact run their course? Or was the Friday timeslot to blame? Whatever the reason, Dracula won’t be getting a second season.
Dracula‘s final episodes drew higher viewer numbers than the series had been pulling in, but the 3.1 million who tuned in for the finale weren’t enough to make the network decide to give the show another season.
NBC previously revealed that Believe and Crisis also won’t be back for second seasons.
The Plot of Dracula:
Golden Globe winner Jonathan Rhys Meyers (The Tudors) stars in this provocative new drama as one of the world’s most iconic characters. It’s the late 19th century and the mysterious Dracula (Rhys Meyers) has arrived in London, posing as an American entrepreneur who wants to bring modern science to Victorian society. He’s especially interested in the new technology of electricity, which promises to brighten the night — useful for someone who avoids the sun. But he has another reason for his travels: He hopes to take revenge on those who cursed him with immortality centuries earlier. Everything seems to be going according to plan… until he becomes infatuated with a woman who appears to be a reincarnation of his dead wife.
Peter Dinklage in 'Game of Thrones' (Photo: Helen Sloan/Courtesy of HBO)
Will Tyrion have to pay the ultimate price for what Cersei is convinced was his part in the death of King Joffrey? In episode six of Game of Thrones titled “The Laws of Gods and Men” Tyrion is finally going to have the opportunity to face his accusers (his family) and tell his side of the story.
HBO’s provided a short preview of what’s in store on episode six along with a recap of episode five.
Episode #36: “The Laws of Gods and Men”
Debut: SUNDAY, MAY 11 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
Other HBO playdates: May 11 (11:30 p.m., 2:00 a.m.), 12 (10:30 p.m.), 13 (9:00 p.m., midnight), 14 (1:05 a.m.), 15 (10:00 p.m.), 16 (9:00 p.m.), 17 (12:45 a.m.) and 23 (8:00 p.m.)
HBO2 playdates: May 12 (9:00 p.m.), 16 (2:00 a.m.), 18 (12:45 a.m., 8:00 p.m.) and 26 (9:00 p.m.)
Stannis (Stephen Dillane) and Davos (Liam Cunningham) set sail with a new strategy. Dany meets with supplicants. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) faces down his father in the throne room.
Written by Bryan Cogman; directed by Alik Sakharov.
David Lyons as Sebastian Monroe, Billy Burke as Miles Matheson, Elizabeth Mitchell as Rachel Matheson in 'Revolution' (Photo by: Felicia Graham/NBC)
There are lots of (but not enough) unhappy viewers out there as Revolution will be ending after two seasons, which is too bad as the last half of season two showed a lot of promise and it’s when the series seem to have really found its footing. Also getting the hook is Community, but fans haven’t completely given up hope that it’ll be rescued by a different network.
NBC also has said no to a second season of Crisis and Believe, cancellations which shouldn’t have caught anyone by surprise given the low ratings for both freshman dramas. Another newbie, the comedy series Growing Up Fisher, is also without a second season order.
Still left without a renewal or a cancellation are the supernatural drama Dracula (leaning toward being cancelled) starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Parenthood which should escape the ax.
Angelina Jolie is deliciously evil in this new clip from Disney’s Maleficent, the fairy tale action-adventure movie based on the classic Sleeping Beauty tale. In this new clip, Jolie as Maleficent shows up as a surprise guest at Aurora’s christening.
Disney’s also showing off a gorgeous new IMAX poster as well as posters for each of the main characters. [Check them out in our Maleficent poster gallery]
Directed by Robert Stromberg, Maleficent stars Jolie, Sharlto Copley, Elle Fanning, Sam Riley, Imelda Staunton, Juno Temple, and Lesley Manville. Disney’s releasing the PG-rated adventure in theaters on May 30, 2014.
The Plot:
Maleficent explores the untold story of Disney’s most iconic villain from the classic Sleeping Beauty and the elements of her betrayal that ultimately turn her pure heart to stone. Driven by revenge and a fierce desire to protect the moors over which she presides, Maleficent cruelly places an irrevocable curse upon the human king’s newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Aurora is caught in the middle of the seething conflict between the forest kingdom she has grown to love and the human kingdom that holds her legacy. Maleficent realizes that Aurora may hold the key to peace in the land and is forced to take drastic actions that will change both worlds forever.
Jason Isaacs as Roman in ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ (Photo by: Nino Munoz/NBC)
Because nothing says Happy Mother’s Day better than witches and devil babies, NBC’s celebrating Mother’s Day 2014 with the premiere of the miniseries Rosemary’s Baby starring Zoe Saldana, Patrick J. Adams, and Jason Isaacs. And for fans of the 1968 movie and/or Ira Levin’s bestselling novel who are expecting that maybe this miniseries will be taking a similar approach to the classic material in the way that Gus Van Sant’s 1998 Psycho replicated Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 horror/thriller, that’s not the case with this Rosemary’s Baby. Instead, the basics of the story remain the same but changes were made to modernize the tale.
Speaking to the media about the upcoming premiere of Rosemary’s Baby, Jason Isaacs provided insights into the changes to the source material and what viewers can expect from this 2014 approach to Levin’s novel.
Asked why he believes it will resonate and why the story still hooks us in, Isaacs replied, “Why does it resonate? Because it’s creepy. It’s like asking why a song works. You know, some songs work and some don’t. This is a story that works. It worked once in a great film in the ‘60s, it worked once in a phenomenal book in the ’60s, and the writers of this cherry-picked the best elements of both and reinvented it for today. And hopefully, it will work again.”
So, what do we really need to know about NBC’s Rosemary’s Baby miniseries premiering on May 11th at 9pm ET/PT and concluding on May 15th at 9pm? Here are the key points we learned from Isaacs’ conference call.
This is not a remake of the Roman Polanski movie:
Jason Isaacs: “My friend [said], ‘What?! You’re remaking the Polanski film? It’s a work of genius. It’s sacrilege. How dare you!’ And that was in some ways the most fun thing about it at all because I knew that we were was so different. It’s not a remake at all. I mean there were all these clumsy words like re-imagining, but it’s not just telling a great story. It’s got the same title. It’s got roughly the same plot line, but it’s all so different that I quite like the sleight of hand.
You know, maybe we’ll draw people to it hoping to sound smart when they go, ‘Well I prefer this and that,’ as if they were watching another production of Hamlet. But, you know, these are different words and different characters in different situations. So that was a challenge in a way, to invent something new that worked in and of itself.”
The key differences between the book, the Roman Polanski film, and this mini-series:
Jason Isaacs: “I mean it’s an odd thing because people talk about the iconic Polanski movie, but you know he made the movie from a phenomenally successful and popular book, as all his books were and they all made great films. I think what the writers did [was] they looked at the film and they looked at the book and they cherry-picked the best of the narrative, then they set it somewhere completely different.
It’s over a much longer period of time. They’ve changed the characters of Roman and Margaux entirely, and then having Zoe at the center of this immediately makes it a piece of a different tone because she’s such a modern woman.
There’s nothing weak about Zoe. And then when you put Patrick [J. Adams] as her husband… John Cassavetes, there was something about him I wouldn’t dare to presume what he was like in real life, but something on-screen came through untrustworthy about him from the beginning. But Patrick has such an open face and feels like such a charming, lovely, fine young man and kind of the kind of person that parents would happily have taking their daughter out to prom. And so the fact that he sold his wife out, it takes longer to come to terms with the terrible thing that he’s done and the terrible price that he’s paying.
I think it took Patrick by surprise how he struggled with – not struggled, I mean the part was enjoyable to watch – it’s how much Guy is struggling with it. Whereas in Cassavetes he enjoys the fruits of this deal he’s done with the devil so much that you can condemn him as the dealer. But with Patrick, you look at him and your heart goes out to him. even though he’s in some ways the most despicable character on the screen.
So they’re all so different I think that hopefully, Ira Levin would enjoy it, hopefully, Polanski enjoys it, and they will all recognize the spirit of their story, but not the details.”
The new version plays up the difference in social standing and wealth between the Castevets and Woodhouses:
Jason Isaacs: “I think one of the things that attracted me to this is that it is so different from the original story. […] Whereas Roman and Minnie in the Polanski film are this rather harmless and sweet old couple, Carole [Bouquet] and I represent or tap into the worst elements and neurosis and egomania of all of us which is there are other people who are cooler, sexier, chicer, richer and in every way better than us.
So I think that’s one of the great things about this is that we…obviously since Roman and Margaux have been around a very long time, we’ve accumulated such wealth and power and clout in French society and high society generally that you can’t help be near us and be intimidated. It’s one of the things we recognize and we guide that weakness, that desire to be someone else that, certainly, living in Hollywood there are a few people here that put their address book in pencil waiting for the day that they can write more important people in in pen.
That’s something that I recognize we could use and so it made it so different from the original that I didn’t feel like it was any part of us that was recreating anything. It’s a human instinct that I think is in all of us and is in Guy as a writer. My writer friends are so neglected and so much third-class citizens of the artistic world. But that need and narcissism ran deep in [Guy], and it felt like a great story point.”
It’s all about what motivates Guy:
Jason Isaacs: “Well, you know, I saw this documentary a few years ago about American and Russian athletes and steroids. There were people who knew that they would probably shorten their life in a terrible way and their lives had ended terribly or they were ridden with cancer and disease, and they were asked if you could do it again would you? And these are people that had won gold medals and they said absolutely they would. So there’s this man who is told the rest of your life your dreams, your wildest dreams, will come true for both you and your wife. You’ll have untold wealth, you’ll have fame, you’ll have success. You could have more babies. All we’re asking is that you give us a baby.
And remember she’s already lost a baby. Maybe she’s lost more than one, so it’s just a baby. You know, it’s an easy thing to say but from his point of view, you know, if you grit your teeth and get over it – they’ve got over grief that she’s already in grief having lost the baby, so she’ll lose another one.
I don’t think there are many people on this call that haven’t got friends who’ve lost a baby. There are many people we know […] but miscarriages are extremely common. I think two in three pregnancies end in miscarriages. So if you’ve already had a miscarriage and they’re all around you, who’s to say that one more to guarantee you the rest of your life in absolute luxury and with all of your dreams come true isn’t worth it.
Now, obviously as the story plays out I think Guy might well regret it, certainly as the corpses pile up twitching around him. Then it becomes clear that he might have destroyed his marriage in the process. And, you know, whatever else happens. But at the moment he makes the decision I put to him – if somebody said to me not necessarily if I would compromise my wife or my children that exist or future children if somebody asked me to give up a limb or to give up an eye or you know there are people who sell organs that’s for whatever at the moment seemed to them to be a reward that’s worth it. This is a reward that seems worth it to Guy. That’s why we pick him. There’s a current of narcissism that runs deep in him, deep enough that I can tap into it. But it doesn’t seem that far-fetched to me.
I’m not sure what I’d give up if I knew that the rest of my life I could provide for not only my family but my extended family, my parents, my wife’s parents, my siblings. You know, I’m not sure. Luckily no one’s ever going to come to me.”
Jason Isaacs as Roman in 'Rosemary's Baby' (Photo by: Nino Munoz/NBC)
The mini-series explores more how Guy is drawn in by Roman:
Jason Isaacs: “Roman’s done it before. Roman’s been around an awfully long time. He’s been around 100 Guys. He recognizes the weakness, essential weakness in Guy’s soul. He sees where his ego is large enough to tap into it and to persuade him to make this awful sacrifice. And so I certainly think that Guy would think a long time that Roman is his mentor and then of course he becomes his captor. He’s like a mouse and I’m the cat. Or, he’s a big game fish that I’m reeling in slowly. But once I have him I have him and it doesn’t really matter what he thinks and how much he rattles the bars, I have him. Forever.”
Pregnant, vulnerable, and paranoid provides the perfect set-up for a horror story:
Jason Isaacs: “There’s not that many great plots around us [and] this is one of those fabulously scary creepy things. Pregnancy is a time of enormous vulnerability and when the ground feels shaky under your feet and you really need to feel safe and you can trust people, and Zoe does an unbelievable job of being in a state of emotional distress for the entire four hours. She doesn’t know eventually who’s going to stay alive, who she can trust, whether she can trust her own husband, whether she can trust this lovely, glamorous chic couple that have basically adopted them and given them a lifestyle beyond their wildest imagination. And at some point, she thinks, ‘I can’t trust anybody.’
But because it’s a modern story told in a rather brilliant, young, unsentimental way by Agnieszka Holland, who doesn’t put up with bullshit. You know, the idea that you would think, ‘Wait a second…maybe they really are all after me. Maybe there are witches around,’ it’s so ludicrous to Rosemary, so ridiculous and farfetched that whilst we’re at home screaming at the television going, ‘Look behind you!,’ she resists it because who wouldn’t, you know?”
The shift from America to Paris amps up the uneasiness:
Jason Isaacs: “I think it was a brilliant move to move the thing to Paris because they don’t speak the language around them, they don’t quite understand the culture around them. They don’t even understand the medicine around. There’s Margaux making these incredible herbal drinks for her. You know, in France on the public health system you get homeopathy, you get naturopathy. You get a bunch of stuff, and so they’re not quite sure – the ground is shaky beneath their feet from the start.
They’re in a tiny apartment; suddenly they’re in a big glamorous apartment. I was living there while we were shooting in a place above a bakery. The bakery opened in 1366 so there’s a sense of history there that we would start talking about devil cults that stretch any kind of belief system, any kind of cultural history. The roots are so deep and spread back so far that it feels somehow more believable.”
About that devil baby…the reveal this time is different:
Jason Isaacs: […]”The great strength of any story, but particularly a creepy suspense horror thriller – you don’t know what’s coming next. So I shouldn’t really tell you exactly what’s going on, but I can tell you this which is that we have four hours of television. The Polanski movie was in many ways an exercise in paranoia. And you could finish the entire film and go, ‘Is she imagining this? Did any of this really happen?’ certainly from Mia Farrow’s point of view. Well, that isn’t our story. Stuff happens. And stuff is really happening on screen and it’s more a case of, ‘Get out! The calls are coming from within the house!’
And so it’s a lot gorier and nastier and creepier and a more horrific, I think. It’s more flat-out-and-out horror, certainly in the second night. So I’m not going to tell you how much you do or don’t see any baby, but I will tell you that it’s not an exercise in paranoia stretched to four hours. It’s more about when is she going to realize…that painful enjoyment you have when you’re screaming at the heroine on screen going when is she going to realize what we’ve realized and get out of that house?”
There will be blood:
Jason Isaacs: “We have blood. Let me just say there will be blood and lots of it. I mean it’s interesting how much blood and how little sex you’re not allowed to show graphically on American television generally unless you’re on pay subscription cable, except blood is allowed and we absolutely push it to the limit. It’s gory.
You know, certainly once the blood starts flowing it’s extremely gory. I’ve often been on sets where they go, ‘Oh, that’s a bit too much. Let’s just have a little,’ and the real cops or medical folks standing around go, ‘No, no. When you’ve blown someone’s chest out or when you cut someone’s head off, there’s a ton of blood.’ Well, Agnieszka did not scrimp on the buckets of what we called Kensington gore in England. There’s plenty of it. A substantial portion of the budget went on croissants and the rest went on blood.”
A series based on Bret Easton Ellis book Rules of Attraction is in the works at Bravo Media. Bravo’s just announced they’re developing three new series, including Rules of Attraction, that will be joining previously announced projects Girlfriends Guide to Divorce and Odd Mom Out. Bravo’s also working on developing Jennifer Garner’s All the Pretty Faces as well.
“With these new additions to Bravo’s expanding scripted slate, we’re taking our viewers on a cultural odyssey into the debauchery of Camden College, through the glittering towers of Shanghai and onto the elite shores of Martha’s Vineyard to do what Bravo does best – tell compelling stories through dynamic and unconventional characters,” stated Andrew Wang, Vice President, Scripted TV Development and Production.
Bravo Scripted Development Projects:
Rules of Attraction
Written by Roger Avary for Lionsgate TV with Greg Shapiro (Zero Dark Thirty) serving as an Executive Producer
Inspired by the book and film of the same name, the high concept series takes the students and faculty at the fictional Camden College and unravels a murder mystery by telling the same story through 12 different points of view. Children of the 1%-er’s live as unhinged and wild adults in a Bret Easton Ellis world with seemingly no rules to hold these privileged few down.
Shanghai
Written by David Henry Hwang (M. Butterfly) for Lionsgate TV with Jordan Kerner (Smurfs) serving as an Executive Producer
Treading into unexplored territory, this first-of-its-kind television show is set in one of the fastest growing and wealthiest cities in the world. It’s a place where many come to succeed – but most fail – when they bump up against unexpected cultural barriers: “guanxi” (connections and relationships) and how much yuan you have trump traditional business practices and regulations. This ensemble drama is centered around an aspiring American fashion designer who moves to this decadent city with her ambitious but naïve husband only to be wooed by a powerful and fascinating Asian billionaire.
Sweet Life
Written and executive produced by Amy Bloom (State Of Mind).
A real life paradise of bucolic cottages and Victorian mansions, Oak Bluffs is the place where, for four generations, the privileged have gone to summer. A one hour ferry ride from Providence, R.I., the “Inkwell” area of Martha’s Vineyard is the “go to” destination for upscale and affluent African Americans where amongst the visiting guests, you’ll find the Obamas, Spike Lee and the parents of Blue Ivy. Set against this backdrop, this class drama follows the Bennett family who having suffered a recent tragedy that almost tore the family apart, have come to this haven to rebuild their lives. It’s a summer that will forever change them as secrets resurface, romances begin, and a new family is born.
A24 has released the first official clip from The Rover, written and directed by David Michod and starring Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson. The thriller will be making its world premiere at the 2014 Cannes Film Festival, and this just-released clip (“God Put a Bullet In You”) features the two main characters deep in serious conversation.
The Plot:
The Rover, David Michod’s highly anticipated follow-up to Animal Kingdom, is set in a world 10 years following the collapse of society. The rule of the law has disintegrated and life is cheap. The film follows hardened loner Eric (Pearce) as he travels the desolate towns and roads of the outback. When a gang of thieves steals his car they leave behind a wounded Rey (Pattinson) in their wake. Forcing Rey to help track the gang, Eric will go to any lengths to take back the one thing that still matters to him. Michod also wrote the film based on a story he conceived with Joel Edgerton.
DIRECTOR’S STATEMENT:
The Australian Outback of The Rover is a world ten years after a great Western economic collapse. It’s a near future of social and economic decay. Services, utilities, law and order have fallen into dangerous disrepair. And yet people from all corners of the world have come to this place to work the mines that feed the new world alignment, that feed the great powerhouses of this, the Asian century.
The world of the movie, as such, mirrors the American and Australian gold rushes of the 19th century. People are drawn to the land’s mines and with them come the leeches, the refuse, the hustlers and criminals who hope to exploit the mines’ margins.
This isn’t a complete collapse of society – it’s an inversion of present-day global power dynamics. This is Australia as resource-rich Third World country. This is the violence and unrest of contemporary Sierra Leone or the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
And at the centre of this world are two men – one, a murderously embittered Australian man, a former soldier who has lost his farm and his family; the other, a simple and naive American boy, too young to remember a time when things were anything other than what they are.”
“I can’t believe it Toto, we’re really back in Oz,” says Dorothy (voiced by Lea Michele) to her faithful furry companion as she realizes that a wondrous and beautiful rainbow has brought her back to the magical world she once saved from the evil Wicked Witch of the West in the animated sequel Legends of Oz: Dorothy Returns.
But the wonderful land of Oz is going through some very dark times as a new villain known as the Jester (Martin Short) has taken control by stealing the Wicked Witch of the West’s old broom. He’s created a magical scepter out of the evil witch’s brook and has taken as his prisoner, Glinda (Bernadette Peters), along with other leaders of Oz. In his quest to rule the kingdom, he’s after the rulers of Oz: Scarecrow (Dan Aykroyd), The Tin Man (Kelsey Grammer), and The Cowardly Lion (Jim Belushi). Realizing they need Dorothy to help them defeat the Jester, Scarecrow brings her back to Oz with his magical rainbow creation.
Meanwhile, Dorothy trying to get to Emerald City to see her friends, meets along the way an extremely overweight owl named Wiser (Oliver Platt), Marshal Mallow (Hugh Dancy) and a small China Princess (Megan Hilty). With her new travel companions in tow, Dorothy and – of course – Toto set off to reach the Emerald City and save her friends and Oz.
Unimpressive and soulless, Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return is an empty, flat, and emotionless attempt to cash in on the 1939 cherished movie classic. The film has a solid and versatile voice cast to bring these lovable characters to life, but the actors have little to almost nothing to work with due to a lackluster script full of silly, boring lines. The addition of the new characters lack the imagination and personality of the original travel companions from Wizard of Oz (Scarecrow, Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion) who helped Dorothy defeat the evil witch in the first adventure. It speaks volumes that Toto the dog has more personality than any of the new friends Dorothy makes in this decidedly un-magical sequel.
The computer animation is another weakness of Legends of Oz, with the film looking bland and uninspired. There’s nothing visually striking or impressive to be found in the entire (thankfully short) running time. In fact, the movie looks and feels like it should have gone straight to DVD/Blu-ray.
Perhaps the biggest problem with Legends is all the forgettable and uninspiring songs throughout the film. Not one even comes close to the classic “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” sung by the remarkable Judy Garland or even “Follow the Yellow Brick Road.”
Missing any real heart, imagination, or magic, Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return is a lifeless fantasy adventure that deserves to have nothing but empty seats in the theaters where it’s playing. Better the movie-going public stay at home and watch the original 1939 musical fantasy classic The Wizard of Oz. Now that is true entertainment that won’t have you clicking your heels together and wishing you were anywhere but sitting through Legends of Oz.
GRADE: D-
Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return is rated PG for some scary images and mild peril.
The Black Keys will be touring North America later this year in support of their new album, Turn Blue, hitting stores on May 13, 2014. The North American tour will kick off on September 5th in Columbus, stopping in cities including Detroit, Boston, and Chicago before finishing up in Kansas City on December 21st.
Tickets go on sale to the general public on May 16th at 10:00 a.m. local time.
Turn Blue was produced by Danger Mouse, Dan Auerbach, and Patrick Carney and features 11 new tracks including the first single, “Fever.” The duo’s eighth album was recorded in LA, Benton Harbor, and Nashville, with Carney saying, “We are always trying to push ourselves when we make a record–not repeat our previous work but not abandon it either. On this record, we let the songs breathe and explored moods, textures and sounds. We’re excited for the world to hear Turn Blue.”
As for the album’s title, Carney and Auerbach offer up these possible explanations as to what Turn Blue refers to:
A: Suffocation
B: Sadness
C: Numbness from extreme cold
D: A Cleveland late night TV host from the 1960s named Ghoulardi
Seth Rogen has a pretty good gig going right now. He’s able to write and/or have his friends write him into movies where the main character is basically Seth Rogen. Now, that’s not me knocking the guy. Full credit where credit is due. It also makes my job as a film critic pretty easy.
I could talk about a number of different facets to his new movie, Neighbors, where he and Rose Byrne play a married couple in a quiet neighborhood trying to cope with the fraternity that moved in next door. How it feels a little bit like Old School meets This is 40. How it’s really strange to have a film built upon two sets of characters who are at odds with one another but don’t have any true animosity towards each other at the same time. How the movie is unsurprisingly a series of gross jokes, weed jokes, sex jokes, and gross, weed, sex jokes. But what’s the point?
The entire selling point of the movie is Rogen. You either like him or you don’t. I happen to like him. As such, I found quite a few moments in the film amusing. I actually like most of the co-stars even more. Byrne has long been a favorite of mine, and with this, Bridesmaids and Get Him to the Greek, she’s been showing off her comedic chops as well as the dramatic ones she was more known for previously. Here, she steals the show and clearly did not say ‘no’ to any idea the filmmakers and actors around her came up with. She’s ballsy and she’s committed. That’s a good thing because otherwise, the movie would have easily swayed over to the side of the frat boys next door.
Headed up by Zac Efron, Dave Franco, and with a little help from McLovin’, the boys of Delta Psi Beta just want to throw an epic party and go down in the annals of their fraternity as legends. And really, isn’t that what college is about? (Actually, it is but let’s not divert into a discussion on the failings of higher education in America.) What ensues is a bit of house warfare. The adults want a nice, quiet neighborhood in which they can raise their daughter. The frat brothers want to party without the cops busting things up and potentially having their charter revoked for excessive infractions.
Honestly, while I appreciated many of the performances (Zac Efron’s never been better and I’m not dripping any irony here), I’m just nonplussed about the whole affair. Having chewed on my thoughts for a few weeks, I just can’t get past the notion that there is no villain. And with no villain, there is no hero. And with no hero what the hell am I rooting for? This stuff isn’t Shakespeare. I just want to laugh and watch as a rag-tag group of underdogs stick it to the Man. A host of classic college movies understand this formula: Revenge of the Nerds, PCU, Old School, and Animal House to name a few.
Sadly, Neighbors attempted to grow a brain and considering that brain was loaded on alcohol, weed, and whatever tanning lotion Efron slathers all over himself, that’s not a good thing. Now, to be fair, the college audience I saw the movie with was loving it. LOVING IT. So if you’re in that demographic, by all means, go out and enjoy this movie. For those of us who are almost as far removed from college as they were when they were born, this falls into the category of amusing movies that are worth a spin at home on a lazy afternoon but aren’t required viewing. Figure out which of those groups you’re in and make your choice.
GRADE: C+
Neighbors opens in theaters on May 9, 2014 and is rated R for pervasive language, strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, and drug use throughout.