‘True Blood’ Season 5 First Teaser

“Tease” is right – this first promo teaser clip from season five of HBO’s sexy vampire/werewolf/shapeshifter series True Blood shows off absolutely nothing from the upcoming season. All it does do is issue this warning: “In Bon Temps, nothing stays buried forever.”

Okay, now give us something juicy to replay over and over again as we wait for the return of True Blood this summer. Please. We’re not asking for spoilers here, just a clip or two or three or four of Alexander Skarsgard as Eric, Stephen Moyer as Bill, Sam Trammell as Sam, Joe Manganiello as Alcide, and Anna Paquin as Sookie. Pretty please, HBO.