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‘The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel’ Movie Review

Judi Dench, Bill Nighy and Tom Wilkinson in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Judi Dench, Bill Nighy and Tom Wilkinson in 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel' - © Fox Searchlight

Based on a novel with an even longer title, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel comes from director John Madden. No, not the football analyst (Yes, I’ll make this joke every time). This is the John Madden who made last year’s The Debt but is probably best known for Shakespeare in Love.

As with either of those movies, he’s again working with top-tier British talent (being English himself probably makes it a smaller coincidence). Audiences will be drowning in the acting riches. The film stars Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith, Penelope Wilton, Ronald Pickup, Celia Imrie, and Dev Patel. It’s the kind of cast that could make watching a table read worth the price of admission.

The story involves a collection of elderly Brits who have been adorably conned into moving to a struggling Indian hotel ran by Sonny Kapoor (Dev Patel). He dreams of turning the crumbling property into the vision his father had of the place and attempts to make it come true almost solely on nerve and optimism. Each of the new tenants comes to India with different goals, expectations, and baggage. As they handle those elements for themselves, Sonny is juggling not only the rigors of trying to make the hotel turn a profit but also must figure out a way to get his mother to accept his girlfriend and stop trying to run his life.

It’s plain to see that there are character details and subplots that are likely developed and explored much more in the book. That’s the nature of any literary translation. However, screenwriter Ol Parker manages to balance things effectively, and the end result is a successive ensemble effort beautifully delivered by the actors.

Of course, in doing so, audiences looking for a quick and cute diversion may find things moving a bit slower than they want. Considering the number of characters, I felt the pacing was about right, and it’s hard to see how it could have been trimmed without sacrificing more than would be gained. There is a nice mix of comedy with the drama, and although the demographic is likely to skew slightly older, anyone who enjoys fine acting will do just fine.

The vibrancy of India comes through The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel and boosts the already engaging effort by the actors. This is one of those movies that is saccharine enough to temper my overall esteem but makes it one of the easiest films to recommend to nearly anyone looking for nothing more than a good, solid movie. Just be forewarned that watching Dev Patel again try to woo a remarkably beautiful Indian girl may make you long to watch Slumdog Millionaire again so make sure your DVD is handy for a possible double feature (decide for yourself if you want the heavier film first or second).

GRADE: B+

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel opens on May 11, 2012 and is PG-13 for sexual content and language.




First Look: The Campaign Trailer

Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell in The Campaign
Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell in 'The Campaign' - Photo © Warner Bros Pictures
I saw this trailer at the 2012 CinemaCon and it got some of the biggest laughs of any trailer screened at the event. A timely comedy all about politics and campaigning, The Campaign release stars Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell. Warner Bros has set an August 10, 2012 release.

The Plot:

When long-term congressman Cam Brady (Will Ferrell) commits a major public gaffe before an upcoming election, a pair of ultra-wealthy CEOs plot to put up a rival candidate and gain influence over their North Carolina district. Their man: naïve Marty Huggins (Zach Galifianakis), director of the local Tourism Center.

Watch the trailer:

The 18 Competitors on Hell’s Kitchen Revealed

Hell's Kitchen Logo18 more chefs are prepared to be called donkeys by Chef Gordon Ramsey on season 10 of Hell’s Kitchen. Hell’s Kitchen premieres on Monday, June 4th on Fox, with 18 chefs going head-to-head for a chance to become the head chef at Gordon Ramsay Steak at Paris Las Vegas. Ramsay’s asking this season’s chefs to shuck scallops, herd sheep, and create an All-American meal, among other tasks. As for what’s in store for the losing teams this year…well…two of the punishments involve chopping trees in the heat and drinking a liquefied version of their failed dishes. Gross.

Season 11 Competitors:

The Red Team (Women) includes:

Name: Barbie Marshall

Age: 34

Occupation: Catering Chef

Hometown: Philadelphia, PA

Signature Dish: Cod and Mahogany Clam Chowder

Name: Briana Swanson

Age: 32

Occupation: Personal Chef

Hometown: New York, NY

Signature Dish: Duck with Sugar Spice Sauce

Name: Christina Wilson

Age: 32

Occupation: Chef de Cuisine

Hometown: Philadelphia, PA

Signature Dish: Molasses Pork Chop with Sweet Mashed Cider Kale

Name: Dana Cohen

Age: 27

Occupation: Chef Instructor

Hometown: River Vale, NJ

Signature Dish: Pan-Seared Scallops

Name: Danielle Rimmer

Age: 27

Occupation: Saucier

Hometown: Bayonne, NJ

Signature Dish: Bucatini Shrimp Arrabbiata

Name: Kimmie Willis

Age: 27

Occupation: Personal Chef

Hometown: Memphis, TN

Signature Dish: Fisherman’s Trio

Name: Robyn Almodovar

Age: 31

Occupation: Executive Sous Chef

Hometown: Hollywood, FL

Signature Dish: Seared Striped Bass

Name: Roshni Gurnani

Age: 27

Occupation: Executive Chef

Hometown: Boston, MA

Signature Dish: Rack of Lamb

Name: Tiffany Johnson

Age: 30

Occupation: Sous Chef

Hometown: Warren, VT

Signature Dish: Lamb Schnitzel with Rosemary-Maple Glaze

The Blue Team (Men) includes:

Name: Brian Merel

Age: 31

Occupation: Personal Chef

Hometown: Chicago, IL

Signature Dish: Dark Chocolate Molten Cake with Berry Sauce and Cream

Name: Chris Carrero

Age: 33

Occupation: Executive Chef

Hometown: Queens, NY

Signature Dish: Filet Mignon with Mushroom Cream Sauce

Name: Clemenza Caserta

Age: 41

Occupation: Executive Chef

Hometown: Staten Island, NY

Signature Dish: Stuffed Veal Chop with Sauteed Broccoli Raab

Name: Don Savage

Age: 44

Occupation: Cafeteria Chef

Hometown: Houston, TX

Signature Dish: Southwest Saltimbocca

Name: Guy Vaknin

Age: 28

Occupation: Executive Catering Chef

Hometown: New York, NY

Signature Dish: Pan Seared Striped Bass with Chocolate Miso

Name: Justin Antiorio
Age: 29

Occupation: Sous Chef

Hometown: Lyndhurst, NJ

Signature Dish: Pretzel-Crusted Crab Cake

Name: Patrick Cassata

Age: 40

Occupation: Executive Chef

Hometown: Lombard, IL

Signature Dish: Seared Broken Arrow Ranch Black Buck Antelope Loin

Name: Royce Wagner

Age: 29

Occupation: Sous Chef

Hometown: Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Signature Dish: Seared Black Grouper

Name: Tavon Hubbard

Age: 22

Occupation: Executive Chef

Hometown: Washington, DC

Signature Dish: Seafood Linguine

Source: Fox

American Idol 2012 Tour Tickets Go on Sale

American Idol Live Tour

The top ten of American Idol‘s season 11 will head out on a 45 city tour beginning on July 6th in Detroit. Tickets are now available via www.AmericanIdol.com, www.ticketmaster.com and www.aeglive.com. Unless, of course, you were in the audience at the May 10th live show in which case you will not need to be purchase your own ticket. Ryan Seacrest announced to the studio audience that each of them would get a free ticket to one of the concerts on the American Idol Live! tour this summer. Lucky audience…

19 Entertainment and AEG Live also announced they’ll be donating $1 from every ticket to The Heart Foundation to help support heart disease research.

Iain Pirie, President, 19 Entertainment stated, “This season’s top 10 has proven to be one of the most talented group of singers to ever take the Idol stage. We are excited for them to hit the road this summer and let fans experience firsthand the incredible talent they witnessed week after week.”

American Idol Live! 2012 Tour Dates

July 06 Detroit, MI Joe Louis Arena
July 07 Rosemont, IL Allstate Arena
July 09 Minneapolis, MN Target Center
July 11 St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center
July 12 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center
July 14 Broomfield, CO 1STBANK Center
July 16 West Valley City, UT Maverik Center
July 18 Seattle, WA Key Arena at Seattle Center
July 19 Portland, OR Rose Garden
July 21 Sacramento, CA Power Balance Pavilion
July 22 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion at San Jose
July 23 Los Angeles, CA Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE
July 25 Ontario, CA Citizens Business Bank Arena
July 26 San Diego, CA Valley View Casino Center
July 27 Glendale, AZ Jobing.com Arena
July 29 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center
July 30 Lafayette, LA Cajundome
July 31 Jackson, MS Mississippi Coliseum
August 02 Orlando, FL Amway Center
August 03 Sunrise, FL BankAtlantic Center
August 05 Duluth, GA Arena at Gwinnett Center
August 06 N. Charleston, SC North Charleston Coliseum
August 08 Washington, DC Verizon Center
August 09 Baltimore, MD 1st Mariner Arena
August 11 Columbus, OH Schottenstein Center
August 12 Nashville, TN Bridgestone Arena
August 14 Pittsburgh, PA Consol Energy Center
August 15 Rochester, NY Blue Cross Arena
August 16 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre
August 18 Manchester, NH Verizon Wireless Arena
August 19 Worcester, MA DCU Center
August 21 Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center
August 22 Long Island, NY Nassau Coliseum
August 25 Portland, ME Cumberland County Civic Center
August 26 Providence, RI Dunkin Donuts Center
August 28 Newark, NJ Prudential Center
August 30 Albany, NY Times Union Center
September 01 Bridgeport, CT Webster Bank Arena at Harbor Yard
September 02 Uncasville, CT Mohegan Sun Arena
September 04 Syracuse, NY War Memorial at OnCenter
September 06 Wilkes Barre, PA Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza
September 07 Atlantic City, NJ Boardwalk Hall
September 08 Reading, PA Sovereign Center
September 10 Cincinnati, OH US Bank Arena
September 11 Milwaukee, WI Bradley Center

Source: AMERICAN IDOL LIVE!

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Live Spectacular North American Tour Details

Sarah McCreanor, Deadly Nadder and Cast - Photo Credit: Lisa Tomasetti
Sarah McCreanor, Deadly Nadder and Cast - Photo Credit: Lisa Tomasetti

DreamWorks is bringing the How to Train Your Dragon Live Spectacular to North American following a successful run in Australia and New Zealand. Inspired by the characters from the animated movie, the live-action show (produced by RZO Dragon Productions) includes 24 dragons – some with 46 foot wingspans – Viking warriors, and world-class circus artists and acrobats.

Per DreamWorks Animation:

“The live production rolls fire-breathing action, epic adventure and heartfelt laughter into an original captivating story set in the mythical world of Vikings and wild dragons. Based on the book by Cressida Cowell, it centers on Hiccup, a Viking teenager who doesn’t fit in with his tribe’s longstanding tradition of heroic dragon slayers. Hiccup’s world is turned upside down when he encounters a dragon that challenges him and his fellow Vikings to see the world from an entirely different point of view.”

Chief Executive Officer of DreamWorks Animation Jeffrey Katzenberg discussed the live show: “In our film, audiences around the world were transported to the mythical world of Vikings and dragons… and now, we are excited to immerse them in a one-of-a-kind live event in HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LIVE SPECTACULAR. The innovative team at Global Creatures and the creative storytellers at DreamWorks Animation have done an inspired job in every imaginable way to present this story on an unprecedented scale that will take global audiences to unforgettable new heights. We are happy to be working with Michael Cohl and his team at S2BN Entertainment to promote and take this show around the world.”

Flying Rarmian, Newton and Toothless - Photo Credit: Lisa Tomasetti
Flying Rarmian, Newton and Toothless - Photo Credit: Lisa Tomasetti

Michael Cohl, founder and chairman of S2BN Entertainment and lead producer of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, said, “HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LIVE SPECTACULAR is the next logical step for me after Spider-Man: to be back in arenas where I’ve always been, and where the most exciting things happen. We are thrilled to be setting a new gold standard for live family entertainment while utilizing the full scope and scale of the arena floor and fly space. The show delivers cutting-edge production values which tell an incredible story and create an unforgettable and magical experience. This show will mesmerize children and parents alike.”

The Cast:

Young Hollywood actor Riley Miner, an accomplished dancer and musical theater performer, will play the lead role of Hiccup. Joining Miner to share the role of Hiccup is Rarmian Newton, who won a Helpmann Award for his performance in the Australian production of Billy Elliot The Musical (2008). American stunt performer Gemma Nguyen, a third degree Black Belt and six-time world champion in Tae Kwon Do, plays Astrid. Sharing the role of Astrid is 19-year-old Queenslander Sarah McCreanor who has starred in her own comedic productions and performed in a range of musicals and comedy shows.

Stalwart Australian actor Robert Morgan plays Stoick, Hiccup’s father and the rough and ready old-school chieftain of the brawny Viking tribe. American Will Watkins, an accomplished fencer, will star as Gobber; French Kung Fu champion and stuntman Godefroy Ryckewaert plays Snotlout and Texan hip-hop dancer and rapper Dexter Mayfield will play Fishlegs. Australian hip-hop and break-dancer Virackhaly Ngeth has been cast as Ruffnut and Sydney break-dancer Frace Luke Mercado, a founding member of SKB (Street Kulture Breakers), as Tuffnut.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LIVE SPECTACULAR TOUR SCHEDULE

6/27 – 7/1 Wilkes-Barre, PA Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza On Sale 5/11
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7/4- 7/8 London, ON John Labatt Centre On Sale 5/12
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7/11 – 7/15 Worcester, MA DCU Center On Sale 5/11
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7/19 – 7/22 Washington, DC Verizon Center On Sale 5/11
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7/25 – 7/29 Chicago, IL United Center On Sale 5/11
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8/1 – 8/5 Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum On Sale TBD
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8/8 – 8/12 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre On Sale TBD
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8/15 – 8/19 Montreal, QC Bell Centre On Sale TBD
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8/22 – 8/26 Pittsburgh, PA CONSOL Energy Center On Sale TBD
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9/5 – 9/9 Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena On Sale TBD
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9/12 – 9/16 Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center On Sale TBD
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9/19 – 9/23 Buffalo, NY First Niagara Center On Sale TBD
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9/26- 9/30 East Rutherford, NJ IZOD Center On Sale TBD
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10/3 – 10/7 Albany, NY Times Union Center On Sale TBD
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10/10 – 10/14 Columbus, OH Jerome Schottenstein Center On Sale TBD
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10/17 – 10/21 Detroit, MI Joe Louis Arena On Sale TBD
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10/24 – 10/28 Milwaukee, WI Bradley Center On Sale TBD
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10/31 – 11/4 Saskatoon, SK Credit Union Centre On Sale TBD
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11/21 – 11/25 Winnipeg, MB MTS Centre On Sale TBD
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11/29 – 12/2 Seattle, WA KeyArena at Seattle Center On Sale TBD
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12/5 – 12/9 San Diego, CA Valley View Casino Center On Sale TBD
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12/12 – 12/16 Oakland, CA Oracle Arena On Sale TBD
12/19 – 12/23 Fresno, CA Save Mart Center
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12/26 – 12/30 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion at San Jose On Sale TBD
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2013
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1/2 – 1/6 Sacramento, CA Power Balance Pavilion On Sale TBD
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1/9 – 1/13 Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena On Sale TBD
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1/16 – 1/20 Anaheim, CA Honda Center On Sale TBD
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1/23 – 1/27 Bakersfield, CA Rabobank Arena On Sale TBD
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1/30 – 2/3 Spokane, WA Spokane Arena On Sale TBD
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*** More cities to be added at a later date ***




Let It Happen 2012 Summer Tour Dates

Let It Happen will be hitting the road this summer on their The Summer Vacation Tour, kicking off in Louisville, Kentucky, on June 15th. The pop-rock band will be touring with Of Fortune & Fame, another group that calls Ohio home.

Let It Happen released their latest EP, It Hurts, But It’s Worth It, earlier this year. Check out the video for the EP’s first single, “Bridges:”

2012 The Summer Vacation Tour Dates:

6/15 Louisville, KY Spinelli’s Downtown
6/16 Clarksville, TN The Coup
6/17 Griffin, GA Suburbia
6/18 Tampa Bay, FL TBA
6/19 Pembroke Pines, FL The Talent Farm
6/20 Orlando, FL Stardust Coffee
6/21 Jacksonville, FL TBA
6/22 Columbia, SC One Unit Art Space
6/24 Cornelius, NC The Bonu5 Room
6/25 Knoxville, TN Longbranch Saloon
6/26 Nashville, TN Rocketown
6/27 Hamilton, OH Galaxy CDS
6/28 Punxsutawney, PA Kevin’s Garage

More on Let It Happen:

“Let It Happen is Drew Brown (Lead Vocals), Sean Highley (Drums), Michael Vogel (Lead Guitar), and Nathan Joiner (Bass). The band hopes to bring a positive light to a generation through their music. Highley explains how ‘regardless of age, life is complicated, and our generation is coming of age in a complicated time. Our music speaks to that.’

After years of playing in various Metal and Hardcore bands around Cincinnati, these four Ohio musicians decided to drop all other projects and focus on writing and performing the type of music they were truly passionate about – pop-rock. Thus, Let It Happen was formed in the summer of 2009. The band quickly went to work writing and performing in venues around Cincinnati, gaining praise from critics and fans for their memorable melodies and unguarded lyrics.”

New Prometheus Behind the Scenes Featurette

Director Ridley Scott and writer Damon Lindelof discuss the basis for the story of Prometheus in this behind-the-scenes look at Scott’s return to the sci-fi genre. Who are we and where did we come from are the key questions explored in Prometheus, and Scott says in the featurette that it’s fundamentally based on feasibility.

Prometheus stars Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Noomi Rapace, Guy Pearce and Logan Marshall-Green. 20th Century Fox is releasing Prometheus on June 8, 2012.

Watch the video:

The Plot:

Ridley Scott, director of Alien and Blade Runner, returns to the genre he helped define. With Prometheus, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

Prometheus Trailer
Charlize Theron stars in 'Prometheus' - Photo by 20th Century Fox

‘Dark Shadows’ Movie Review

Johnny Depp in Dark Shadows
Johnny Depp stars in 'Dark Shadows' - Photo © Warner Bros Pictures

Goth. Goth. Goth. Johnny Depp. Goth. Goth. Goth. Helena Bonham Carter. Goth. Goth. Goth. Danny Elfman.

What Tim Burton movie am I talking about? What Tim Burton movie am I NOT talking about?

In this particular case, the subject matter is Dark Shadows. Based (ever so loosely) on the TV series, Burton clearly was a fan of the show. To show his love, he essentially made a movie with his usual cohorts, made sure it felt like Charlie & the Chocolate Factory meets Corpse Bride with a fair sprinkling of Sleepy Hollow thrown in – and then scribbled in some character names and details after the fact.

Although I’ve only seen a handful of original episodes, the genres are miles apart and this is yet another adaptation that could best be described as baffling. You love the source material, and yet you alter it so as to be almost unrecognizable to its fan base? What’s the point? Why not just ask to do some commentary on the recently released DVD box set and call it a day?

Then there’s the continued collaboration between Burton, Depp, Carter (and Elfman). The world gets it. You all like each other. While there are a number of folks happy to see you repeat the same character dynamics over and over and over again, at some point, it’d be nice to see some variation to the formula. Isn’t it enough to go to dinner with each other now and again? I hear Depp has a nice place in France you can visit.

Now sure, this review clearly isn’t of the positive persuasion, but before anyone interested in seeing this film plunks down their $53 at the box office, there’s one key thing I want to make sure you know. You’ve seen the trailer, right? Isn’t it just so adorable seeing Depp play an awkward character out of his particular element (in this case, the 200-year fish out of water cliché). Well, I hope you don’t expect any laughs to keep going when you get to the theater.

While the trailer makes this out to be some offbeat comedy, 90% of the jokes have already been shown. Worse still, although this carries a PG-13 rating, the sexual and violent themes have a much more adult-oriented feel. The marketing is hoping their net will catch the same wide demographic that Alice in Wonderland received, but it’s all a smoke-screen when you sit down to figure out who the true demo should be: only the diehard Tim Burton fans. Anyone else is better off saving their cash for laundry, tollbooths, and cappuccinos.

Putting aside all of the typical Burton-esque touches, there’s the fundamental problem of the movie being boring and plodding along its predictable path to its perfunctory conclusion. The only unexpected element comes from a revelation regarding Chloë Grace Moretz’s character … and it’s only unexpected because it makes NO SENSE and does NOTHING to help ANYTHING (no, the caps lock button is not having problems).

In any case, Tim Burton appears to remain stuck in goth neutral. Aside from 2003’s Big Fish, his best days were in the last millennium (when his skewed perspective didn’t feel like a Hot Topic t-shirt). Dark Shadows merely continues a string of uninspired work. If it were just the problem of repeating the same things with the same people, this would merely be another forgettable nothing that will probably earn far more than it deserves. That the movie is such a scattered and lackluster mess makes it slightly more memorable … just not in a good way.

GRADE: D+

Dark Shadows hits theaters on May 11, 2012 and is rated PG-13 for comic horror violence, sexual content, some drug use, language and smoking.




Hogwarts is Heading to Japan

Hogwarts Japan Opening Announcement
On Thursday, May 10, 2012, Universal Studios Japan, Warner Bros. and Universal Parks & resorts announced that The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is coming to Japan in late 2014. James and Oliver Phelps (Fred and George Weasley) joined Harry Potter fans for the announcement. (PRNewsFoto/Warner Bros./Universal Studios Japan)

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is branching out to Japan, with Universal Studios Japan, Warner Bros and Universal Parks & Resorts announcing they’re ready to expand the Hogwarts world.
 
Harry Potter fans in costume were on hand at the announcement to cheer the news and see James and Oliver Phelps – Fred and George Weasley in the film series – help reveal the news. And as with the Wizarding World theme park in Orlando, Florida, the new park will “faithfully and authentically bring to life the stories created by J.K. Rowling in her books and captured on screen in Warner Bros’ films.”
 
Author Rowling commented on the new park: “I was delighted to experience and enjoy the attention to detail, creativity and superb craft that went into the first Wizarding World in Orlando. I am equally delighted that the same level of expertise and enjoyment will translate to the new park in Japan.”
 
Harry Potter, the most wonderful and amazing story of our time, is coming to Universal Studios Japan. USJ is thrilled to be chosen to make the Harry Potter experience come alive for the people of Japan. USJ is committed to being the world’s best Theme Park and by bringing this brilliant story to Japan and creating a fantastic experience is yet another validation of that commitment,” stated Glenn Gumpel, President and CEO of USJ Co., Ltd. “USJ will recreate to the highest level of authenticity, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, created by Universal Studios in Orlando, which has been enjoyed and cherished by millions and millions of Universal Orlando’s guests. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter – USJ’s commitment to bring the world’s best to life.”
 

Source: Universal Studios Japan, Universal Parks & Resorts, Warner Bros. Entertainment
 

“The Thunder Song” from ‘Ted’

Poster for Ted
Poster for ‘Ted’

If you catch yourself singing this song, you better be either by yourself or in adult company. Featured in the first trailer for what looks to be one of the best comedies of 2012, the “Thunder Song” from Ted is a nifty little R-rated tune. The lyrics are included at the end of this post, but here’s more info on the film first:

Ted‘s Plot

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live-action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.

And the words to the “Thunder Song:”

“When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared.

Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words:

F*-k you thunder, you can suck my d*-k.

You can’t get me thunder, cause you’re just God’s farts.”

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